A news report from our roving reporter in the field, Fabulous, has filtered through to Marsha head office:
Retailers in Dublin were forecasting exceptional profits for 2008 following the unscheduled shopping expedition of Ayesha, bride to be in Dublin last Saturday. Fear rippled through the capital later that evening, when a whisper of ‘post fitting’ bruised and broken ribs was heard in hushed tones in the Odeon and Krystal. This reporter can confirm that no Dublin hospitals report treating Miss McCabe for the injury.
With only 398 days to go till the big day, designers around the globe are fashioning their most fabulousest work ever in anticipation of the deridiculous budget. Unconfirmed sightings of V Wang in Dublin airport added fuel to the fire that Marsha was blinging it up big time…
One guest, who wished to remain anonymous said “Loike, deadly man, it’s TOTALLY bleedin magic! Dat Wang wan is a grea oul guna maker. Marsha are full a taste n poshness ya know. Dat weddin will be rapid bud, I’m telling ya, n alls n anyways.”
We look forward to more quality reporting in the near future.
