First Wedding Demands….

By choicer

And now this is where the fun starts. The Bride, Achicabe (soon be to be Achison), has listed the first of her demands for the wedding. Next it will be that no one can wear Coast, Monsoon or Karen Millen. There goes my outfit.

Anywho, here is the demand published in its entirety for the first time. Make of it what you will.

Ok, Ok TECHNICALLY I know i am not allowed to contribute..as you have you have pointed out Stevie B. I am not a friend of Marsha.. I am Bridie,a second cousin once removed. LOL!!!

Anyway the reason I feel it is essential I contribute to this deeeericulous blog is the following. I would like to announce that as the Bride and ulitmate winner of the LOVELY SHOE OFF!.

I do think it is a good idea to have a runner up prize and dare I say it a “Winner”. However due to the enormous stress which has been placed upon my shoulders and the fact that I will be under sooo much pressure to make sure, that the flowers don’t in fact clash with Mr.T’s head AND that they are not more beautiful than ME!! AND that none of the guests make a show of themselves.

As Bridezilla I DEMAND like TOTALLY that a Shoe COMMITTTAAAAEEEEE (or COMMMIIITTTEEEEEEEEE for those prone to the other version) be formed. LIKE TOTALLY! I have taken it upon myself (as I am prone to) is to nominate a suitably qualified co-judge, whose integrity, reputation and encyclopaedic knowledge of shoes is beyond reproach. I therefore am appointing the fabulous FABULOUS of the kingdom of Bally (not the shoe)……. as my lovely assistant..

These are my demands Achi..xxxxx

Should these demands be met?? You decide.

Bridezilla

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