The ‘Marsha Commitae’ are absolutely riveted to propose the following 12-step plan for the bride for her Wedding Day. We are open to ideas and other options so please feel free to let us know your views (savageweddingsinc at gmail.com). These are purely the views of the Commitae and hence the bride has no say in the matter:
1) The bride will get her hair and makeup done to a professional chav level
2) She will then slip into something more comfortable – like her Wedding Dress. Its the one she’s always wanted.
3) The lovely bridesmaids will get ready…so shiny that magpies might try to steal them.
4) Then she will drink champers and congratulate herself for a job well done…so far.
5) Once a sufficient amount of champers is drank, the bride will make her way to the church.
6) Doesn’t the church look lovely. Chavesque or what??
7) Once the nuptials are complete, the wedding pics will be taken.
The bride will make her way to the Wedding Reception, based losely on a fine Hollyoaks/Jordan wedding. Mmm.
9) Once dinner is finished, the couple will cut their beautiful wedding cake.
10) The full and happy couple will enjoy their first dance (watch out for First Dance competition coming soon)
11) Before everyone gets down and dirty with the evenings music-fest
12) At the end of the evening it will all become too much for little Achi, when the magnitude of the event sets in.
