A brief rundown of the Bride’s Wedding day

The ‘Marsha Commitae’  are absolutely riveted to propose the following 12-step plan for the bride for her Wedding Day. We are open to ideas and other options so please feel free to let us know your views (savageweddingsinc at gmail.com). These are purely the views of the Commitae and hence the bride has no say in the matter:

 

 

 

1) The bride will get her hair and makeup done to a professional chav level

 

 

 

2) She will then slip into something more comfortable – like her Wedding Dress. Its the one she’s always wanted.

 

 

 

3) The lovely bridesmaids will get ready…so shiny that magpies might try to steal them.

 

 

 

4) Then she will drink champers and congratulate herself for a job well done…so far.

 

 

 

5) Once a sufficient amount of champers is drank, the bride will make her way to the church.

 

 

 

6) Doesn’t the church look lovely. Chavesque or what??

 

 

 

7) Once the nuptials are complete, the wedding pics will be taken.

 

 

 

The bride will make her way to the Wedding Reception, based losely on a fine Hollyoaks/Jordan wedding. Mmm.

 

 

 

9) Once dinner is finished, the couple will cut their beautiful wedding cake.

 

 

 

10) The full and happy couple will enjoy their first dance (watch out for First Dance competition coming soon)

 

 

 

11) Before everyone gets down and dirty with the evenings music-fest

 

 

 

12) At the end of the evening it will all become too much for little Achi, when the magnitude of the event sets in.

First Wedding Demands….

And now this is where the fun starts. The Bride, Achicabe (soon be to be Achison), has listed the first of her demands for the wedding. Next it will be that no one can wear Coast, Monsoon or Karen Millen. There goes my outfit.

Anywho, here is the demand published in its entirety for the first time. Make of it what you will.

Ok, Ok TECHNICALLY I know i am not allowed to contribute..as you have you have pointed out Stevie B. I am not a friend of Marsha.. I am Bridie,a second cousin once removed. LOL!!!

Anyway the reason I feel it is essential I contribute to this deeeericulous blog is the following. I would like to announce that as the Bride and ulitmate winner of the LOVELY SHOE OFF!.

I do think it is a good idea to have a runner up prize and dare I say it a “Winner”. However due to the enormous stress which has been placed upon my shoulders and the fact that I will be under sooo much pressure to make sure, that the flowers don’t in fact clash with Mr.T’s head AND that they are not more beautiful than ME!! AND that none of the guests make a show of themselves.

As Bridezilla I DEMAND like TOTALLY that a Shoe COMMITTTAAAAEEEEE (or COMMMIIITTTEEEEEEEEE for those prone to the other version) be formed. LIKE TOTALLY! I have taken it upon myself (as I am prone to) is to nominate a suitably qualified co-judge, whose integrity, reputation and encyclopaedic knowledge of shoes is beyond reproach. I therefore am appointing the fabulous FABULOUS of the kingdom of Bally (not the shoe)……. as my lovely assistant..

These are my demands Achi..xxxxx

Should these demands be met?? You decide.