Wedding Dances

Marcus, you’ve a lot to live up too:

 

 

 

A brief rundown of the Bride’s Wedding day

The ‘Marsha Commitae’  are absolutely riveted to propose the following 12-step plan for the bride for her Wedding Day. We are open to ideas and other options so please feel free to let us know your views (savageweddingsinc at gmail.com). These are purely the views of the Commitae and hence the bride has no say in the matter:

 

 

 

1) The bride will get her hair and makeup done to a professional chav level

 

 

 

2) She will then slip into something more comfortable – like her Wedding Dress. Its the one she’s always wanted.

 

 

 

3) The lovely bridesmaids will get ready…so shiny that magpies might try to steal them.

 

 

 

4) Then she will drink champers and congratulate herself for a job well done…so far.

 

 

 

5) Once a sufficient amount of champers is drank, the bride will make her way to the church.

 

 

 

6) Doesn’t the church look lovely. Chavesque or what??

 

 

 

7) Once the nuptials are complete, the wedding pics will be taken.

 

 

 

The bride will make her way to the Wedding Reception, based losely on a fine Hollyoaks/Jordan wedding. Mmm.

 

 

 

9) Once dinner is finished, the couple will cut their beautiful wedding cake.

 

 

 

10) The full and happy couple will enjoy their first dance (watch out for First Dance competition coming soon)

 

 

 

11) Before everyone gets down and dirty with the evenings music-fest

 

 

 

12) At the end of the evening it will all become too much for little Achi, when the magnitude of the event sets in.

First Sponsor Details: Theresa & Feilim’s Salon

‘The Marsha Commitae’ are proud to announce the successful completion of a deal with Theresa & Feilim’s Salon in Ballyhaunis for part-sponsorship of the Marsha Wedding.

Commitae member Nicole Walsh has been working tirelessly, day and night, behind the scenes to secure this lucrative deal with such a coveted partner.

Speaking earlier Nicole stated that “..this will be a very beneficial deal for both sides. For the Marsha members bridal deals have been agreed at very competitive prices. For the Salon, it will raise their profile in Ireland for being involved in such a high profile wedding”.

Speaking on behalf of the Salon, Feilim O’Hara said “it was a great day for the salon”. He went on to say “blue-rinse specials will be available on or before the wedding day as well as pudding bowls for the lads – to really stand out on the special day!”.

To give an idea of why the particular Salon was chosen you only need to look at their celebrity clientele: Con Houlihan, Sinead O’Connor (when she was bald) and ‘Detective Myles Byrne’ from “Fair City”.

Theresa & Feilim will be operating in Italy on the wedding day and bookings can be made through Savage Weddings Inc.

Theresa and Feilim's Salon

Coming Soon…

Following the inaugral commitae meeting today in Odyessa the following details will be released soon:

- Commitae Org chart along with roles and profiles
- Terms and conditions for acceptance into the commiate
- Official wedding hairdresser details
- Wedding Sponsors
- Details of the Marscar categories
- Your chance to choose the first dance.

Other items may be added at the commitaes discretion.

Note: From here on in, the Commitae are answerable to a newly formed company that will oversee the whole shebang. You can send comments and suggestions to the new company, Savage Weddings Inc, at SavageWeddingsInc@gmail.com